Intergalactic Graphic Artist Appreciation Day.
It was Wednesday, August 20th…
Yes, that was 2 days ago.
No, you didn’t misread that:
INTERGALACTIC. GRAPHIC ARTIST. APPRECIATION DAY.
Yes, you should’ve made at least a financial contribution to your local friendly neighborhood graphic artist. If you didn’t - and be aware for next year lest ye tempt your fate with the unforgiving will of the gods - well, then an artistic donation is similarly acceptable.
No, it’s still not to late to make monetary ammends.
Yes, every day should be graphic artist appreciation day. I’m still working up the courage to circulate the petition for that mantra but the trademark fees are just to cost prohibitive.
So, anyhow - boy, did I fall asleep at the wheel on this one. Not that I am the standard flag-bearer or an authority on this day of creative reckoning… but, being something resembling a graphic artist myself, and being fully conscious of this day at least a few MONTHS in advance, I really should have made the proper preparations. I will now bow my head in abject shame…
What? You didn’t know about this holiday either? Weren’t aware of the celebration that accompanies such a momentous event? Not familiar with the festivities that occur on this grand day of mirth, merriment and mellifluous magnificence? Don’t beat yourself up over it, hoss. Not many people are. As a matter of fact, I’m fairly certain that perhaps a maximum of 6 people in this entire office are even aware of it existence, perhaps 2 people in this office even acknowledge its significance in the pantheon of artistic days of grand celebration, and NO ONE in the office even remembered it.
Nope… Not even me.
So here I am, wiping away the egg stains of embarrasment from my visage even as I type… keyboard is already in need of a severe cleaning, so a little yolk will do nothing but perhaps provide me with a much needed though brief respite from typesetting Nursing Home business cards in 36-point Comic Sans.
Well, there’s always NEXT year.
What are YOU doing for Intergalactic Graphic Artists Appreciation Day, 2009?

